Unh, Unh, Unh, Whaddaya Whaddaya Wha?
Hey mister you got one of them mint joolips?
Nah kid, I aint got nothing of the sort, got a cigarette if you wanna bum one
No thanks siree, momma always said those things give ye cancer
Do they now? My grandpa, a hundred and eight, still alive, smokes them every day
You tell your mamma that, boy.
Now come and sit beside me, I won’t bite ya sunny
Tell me why yerr here?
Well, I heard you can tell the future sir
That may or may not be true, tell me, do you have the green?
Money boy! the Washington? Do you got that green money bill?
I only have five dollars
That’ll get you one prediction, that’s it. No more, sorry boy
Just need the one sir
Aight, ask what you want
There’s this girl…
Ah, there’s always a girl son. Always a girl.
Well, she’s older than me, she’s pretty like that too, and I am a bit too shy
Yas sir, but see, the problem is this, I asked her out to junior prom
Well, that’s good now, the man said and smoked his Winchester
Yeah but not really. I kinda put a letter in her locker and ran off
I want you to predict if she’s gonna read it and say yes
Hold on now boy, that’s two predictions and not one
I’ll give you another five dollars next week when my dad gives it to me for the flicktoons
Don’t bother about that now sonny, I’ll tell you something, that girl’s not for you boyo
What? The boy asked wide eyed and shocked at the answer
Yeah boy, I can see it clearly, that girl aint for you. Hell, for all it matters she already got a boyfriend
I would like my five dollars back!
Why? Because you didn’t like what I told you? Sorry boy, but that’s how the world works
Fuck you Stephen King
Well Fuck you too Kid